Pffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!! Nuit et jour penchée sur mon chaudron, je touille, je touille frénétiquement... et "ça" n'avance pas! Pour dire vrai, "ça" avance mais seulement en rêve. Je trouve même que "ça" s'étoffe drôlement, je brode, je débrode, je surbrode... je n'en vois pas la fin... de mon rêve!!!
Certaines personnes me font remarquer que si je passais moins de temps à rêvasser, ce serait déjà terminé.
Les pauvres! Elles passent à coté d'un grand plaisir!!!
Allez! Je vous offre un peu de mes rêveries
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